Yep, you're right, Brass, I AM barmy.
Just for the heck of it, I briefly surrendered my keyboard to Matt, who knows nothing about Baldur's Gate, except that I gave him the name Cloudpeak Mountains. (The spelling errors might have given you a hint it wasn't me

)Interesting subquest he came up with, though. Reminds of the Melicamp quest. I'm wondering why you would want to sterilize Bulbor in the first place.....is this Araval Pass becoming overrun with his kids or something?
I decided it was better that Matt's post be a new thread, so we wouldn't mess with the mind of a newbie who needed help. Ertai, you can go ahead and delete it if you want, it was just for fun. Kinda interesting though.