[Cerek the Barbaric]

Originally posted by Azimaith: Geller, best known for his claimed telekinetic ability to bend spoons, told Israel's Army Radio that he hypnotized Jackson when the two were alone in a recording studio at an undisclosed location.

So Mr. Geller - a self-proclaimed hypnotist and telekinetic - conducted an unsupervisod, hypnotic interrogation at an undisclosed location with no witnesses available to record the details.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I hope Uri will forgive me if I don't simply take his word for Michael Jackson's innocence.

Besides, I happen to know (through inter-faith bulletins) that Michael Jackson actually confessed his sins to a priest in order to clear his conscious. This information was distributed to our church from the Southern Baptist Association who had recieved the information from the Bishop of the church where Jackson made his confession. The information was released in response to a request from the S.B.A. asking the Catholic church what their stance on the Michael Jackson case was.

While the church could not provide the actual time or location of the confession, nor release the name of the priest who actually heard the confession (because of ethical restrictions), they did confirm that Michael Jackson was - indeed - "guilty as sin" and that all churches of all denominations should be deeply in prayer that he would come forward on his own to answer the charges made against him. The church also added that - when someone makes a confession of sin - they are under conviction from the Holy Spirit - therefore, they are incapable of lying about their actions.

So - you see - there really can be no doubt as to MJ's guilt.

Awww, c'mon now, my story sounded just as convincing as Uri's....didn't it?