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Originally posted by Thoran:
Spoken like a true liberal who doesn't understand the question but wants to take a slap at conservatives anyway. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Well my poor attempt at humor was taking a slap at a psycological condition (Egoism) that typically manifests as the desire to control what other people do based on a sense of morality as well as creates faulty logic (like linking homosexuality to beastiality or pedifelia) rather than a political leaning. You would probably be suprised just how "conservative" I am on several issues, as much as I am "liberal" on others. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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NOW... if it was a conservative who didn't understand the question but wanted to take a swing at liberals, the response would look something like this:
First you multiply the welfare roles by 4, Add in some victims groups and environmentalists... finally stir in some Political Correctness. Then 2+2= poppycock unless you're a feminist, in which case it equals a poppyvagina, or if you're an environmentalists it equals poppyseeds. If you're a member of the teachers union it equals 3.5 (becuase of horrible budget cuts they couldn't afford a whole 4). If you're pro gun control it equals 8 (a one that's been shot twice by irresponsible gun owners). If you're pro-choice it equals 4... but ONLY if the mother CHOOSES to let it equal 4 (keep your arithmatic off my body!).
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Good one!