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Originally posted by Chewbacca:
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Originally posted by Night Stalker:
How do you add 2+2 and get poppycock?
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First you must divide bollocks by bull-hocky. Add moralistic nonsense and stir in some command and control. Then 2+2= poppycock.
[/QUOTE]Spoken like a true liberal who doesn't understand the question but wants to take a slap at conservatives anyway. [img]smile.gif[/img]
NOW... if it was a conservative who didn't understand the question but wanted to take a swing at liberals, the response would look something like this:
First you multiply the welfare roles by 4, Add in some victims groups and environmentalists... finally stir in some Political Correctness. Then 2+2= poppycock unless you're a feminist, in which case it equals a poppyvagina, or if you're an environmentalists it equals poppyseeds. If you're a member of the teachers union it equals 3.5 (becuase of horrible budget cuts they couldn't afford a whole 4). If you're pro gun control it equals 8 (a one that's been shot twice by irresponsible gun owners). If you're pro-choice it equals 4... but ONLY if the mother CHOOSES to let it equal 4 (keep your arithmatic off my body!).
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Originally posted by Chewbacca:
Or, alternately, the same way arithmaticians cure constipation...by working it out with a pencil. [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]
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That's an oldie but a goodie, and of course the result is a natural log!