Hmm.. I'll spice mine up a little.
Name: Deliverer of Death
Sex: Undead Male
Race: Elf
Class: Thief/Mage/Ranger (if there is one..
) Lich on spare time
STR: 12
DEX: 17
CON: 10
INT: 15
WIS: 9
CHA: 14
Weapon Proficiencies: Butter Knife ++ Pillow +++++
Special Abilities: Constantly under Sleep Spell
, possesses great misfortune, the only Bard that isn't
Description: Varies
AC: 0 (Natural)
HP: Too many to count (Solve the equation: (2x20)+5/9(-3)x4/8=?)
Likes: Destruction, X-treme sports, Fantasy-based anything
Dislikes: Disturbing scents, annoying sounds
Tries to Avoid: Feminine men, guards