[D*Ranged]

Originally posted by Dundee Slaytern: I will just cover pureclassed kits, no time to go through all the dualclassed and multiclassed combinations. Fighter: "Grog SMASH! Grog KILL! RAAAA!" Berserker: "RAAAA!!!! RAAAA!!!!" *froths at mouth* Kensai: "I slice and dice with no equal, but I cannot handle too much punishment." Wizard Slayer: "Nobody loves me, even though I am the best unit against Mages. So I can't use the Ring of Gaxx, boohoo." Barbarian: "RAAAA!!!! RAAAA!!!!" *beats on chest with a heavy axe* Monk: "Hi-ya! Huoooo... YAH!" *poses in various martial stances* Cleric: "Got cure?" Cleric of Lathander: "Awwww... you poor thing, here, let me help you." Cleric of Talos: "Repent or die!" Cleric of Helm: "Neutrality is key." Druid: "Nature pretty!" Avenger: "I am the closest you will get to a Druid/Mage." Shapeshifter: "I do not suck! Really! I don't! Learn to use me properly, please!" Totemic Druid: "I got a buttload of summoning spells, but I am crimped by the summoning limit. Boooo... ..." Ranger: "Rangers and Ha- damn... I am getting dumb." Archer: "I am the Prince of Thieves! Or not." Beastmaster: "The next guy that says I suck gets the Staff of Rynn +4 stuck up his a**... ..." Stalker: "Not all Rangers fight honourably. " Paladin: "I pale in comparison to my kits." Undead Hunter: "Bite me! Bite me! HAHAHAHA!" Cavalier: "Give me the Amulet of Power, and I am an Undead Hunter on steriods." Inquisitor: "Spell Protections? What spell protections?" *slice, slice* Thief: "Your money or your life." Bounty Hunter: "Feel the pain in your a**." Swashbuckler: "Feel the pain in your chest." Assassin: "Feel the pain in your back." Bard: "And I know that my heart will go on and on... ..." Jester: "This is the song that never ends!" Skald: "And here we are, the princes of the universe!" Blade: "Er... eh... ah screw this. I don't sing." *slices his way through the enemy* Mage: "I know all." Diviner: "I ain't a pushover, I think." Abjurator: "I do not only cast protection spells." Invoker: "Destruction is my game." Enchanter: "Do I look pretty? Do you feel confused?" Necromancer: "Illusions are for pansies." Conjurer: "I do not need to see you to kill you." Transmuter: "The best defense is a pure offense." Illusionist: "I don't deal with death." Sorcerer: "Their men shall die, their wifes shall weep, while the children huddle under their beds."

LOL! HAHAHAHAHA! I didn't expect to see such an amusing post! I'm laughing my head off!