I'm not an honourary Scotsman for nothing (I'm one for voting in Jerome's favour and backstabbing 'Nessy

).
Small on the top, with some elastics to keep it in place, broad at the bottom. Then put on the clasp which serves no purpose, and there you are. One Scottish skirt.
Did I say skirt? I meant to say kilt. Uhuh. [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]