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Old 05-31-2002, 11:48 AM   #9
caleb
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
 

Join Date: April 10, 2001
Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A.
Age: 41
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On a farm, one time, a horse and a goat were friends and although the goat never said anything he always felt upset he wasn't as well endowed as the Horse. one day the horse went walking on the farm and saw some just hatched chickens that had fallen in a ditch. The horse decided he could use his tail for them to jump on to and get them out, but horses can't bend down so it didn't work. Just when all hope was lost the goat came around. Goats can sit down and so he did and the chicks were saved!

The moral of the story: You don't have to be hung like a horse to pick up chicks.
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