05-30-2002, 09:39 AM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God 
Join Date: April 10, 2001
Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A.
Age: 41
Posts: 2,615
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Round 2: FIGHT!
Quote:
Originally posted by Lanthir:
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity Ah thats why so many women read wallstreet....no wait they dont not enough pretty colors
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do HouseworkIm busy reading wallstreet
MEN 103: PMS-Learn when to keep Your Mouth ShutSame to you
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas Works out great for us. Men are a bigger fan of naked
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques If we can walk past them without fainting they dont need washing
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am Understanding males need to hide from your PMS
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with ConceptionSex....it doesnt end after children
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to CookWhy? we already have the number for pizza hut
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II OK fine I will look up chinese food in the phonebook
ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers Sorry you threw all my stuff out and replaced it with your crap
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong How to not cry and yell "YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE" when your wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence No sorry Opra is NOT a fountain of knowledge and Dr. Phil is a asshole
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex YOU, the weaker Sex [img]tongue.gif[/img]
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers Reasons to not waste money on useless crap that last for 2 days
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers What was mine is in the dumpster
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It Yea but its very hard....literally
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower Or go to the strip club
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex And actually TALK to you? HA!
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down You are a big girl now. If its up put it down.
(Elective - See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency Just plain overcoming your dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children BUT I REALLY REALLY WANT IT
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver We usually are ya friggin lightweights [img]tongue.gif[/img]
MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise Honest, hes gay...and your no kidman
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Birthdays yes. Anniversaries no.
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) %&*! that!
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary Does that go for holding the blanket over your head afterwards too? [img]smile.gif[/img]
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions Real men like a good adventure and are trying to deal with their incompetence
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay Foreplay...you can sleep without it [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu Cooking with meat
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils Utilization of god given utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly Not exploding
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law You mean satan? No shes not welcome. I heard im not good enough for you the first 10 times
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening Huh what was that?
MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear" ....then do it anyway
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her Most definately NOT true
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