Good job Lanthir - very funny. Davros shakes his head - poor Avvy, I am ashamed to see a man so sorely beaten in this battle
. Always lead with your left Avvy, not your chin, DOH!!!!
I don't know what it is with the "asking for directions" though. Aelia and I got lost coming home from a wedding in Brisbane last week. Our opinions (ie both gender) were identical :
The 4 ways of getting oneself unlost are :
1) Strike out boldly in the diresction you know you should go - trust your sense of direction for it is your bestest friend. I this doesn't work then ...
2) Look for a fellow driver that displays decisiveness - trust that they now where they are going and follow them. Hopefully that will uncover a landmark. If not then....
3) Look at the map - of course any moron can do this, but how would Columbus have discovered America if he had no sense of adventure. If all else fails.....
4) Wind down the window and ask someone.
After 15 mins and a few tosses of the coin, option 1 saw us through
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I do remember my brother having a good story though. He is a civil engineer for the Main Roads department. He was taking a trip of about 1000 km - the department was sending him to a course in one of the provincial towns. He and a mate took a "short-cut" on the inland route thinking it would be faster. The back roads got smaller and smaller, till they were crawling down a very small dusty gravel track. Knowing they were lost, they stopped and asked directions back to the highway. You can just imagine this local yokel looking down at the logo on the company car and bursting out in laughter " Hahaha - bloody Main Roads department, and the've lost their own flammin highway".