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Originally posted by Lanthir: saw this on another board and thought a few of our members might want to take the courses TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts).Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity yeah look around girl MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework i know, what's ur point? MEN 103: PMS-Learn when to keep Your Mouth Shut sorry is this a lesson for me or u? [img]tongue.gif[/img] MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas nor do we Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques evolution spoke MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4ameh? MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conceptioneh again. umm are we running dry now? EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cookget a life and look around EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook IIsee above ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hersshare Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrongagreed! [img]graemlins/agree.gif[/img] MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetencewe only comprehend urs MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sexbut BETTER Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowerswe never get any ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers [img]smile.gif[/img] SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without Itonly if u can SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Showereh? SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sexyes, please do! sooo annoying when girls don't MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Downup u mean? (Elective - See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency1st u have to buy a ticket before winning the lottery MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Childrenso what? MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Drivereh? MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruisethank god! You are no kidman either [img]tongue.gif[/img] MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are ImportantOur Anniversairies!!!!!! Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)can't pronounce that MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessarynever experienced that MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directionsno, REAL men can read a map MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplayno, who said it was? MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important toorepetition is nOT!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Course Electives: EAT 101: Cooking with TofuMmmmmmm [img]smile.gif[/img] EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensilsoh that is funny if u r female EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetlyi agree [img]smile.gif[/img] MEN 231: Mothers-in-lawyes.. what about them? Yours or mine? MEN 232: Appear to Be Listeningwe try... MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"just like your Mommy who u miss? ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep HerNOT TRUE!!