I am in my elliment know, i live off pick up lines
*Want to came back to my place and have some earth moving sex?
"no"
Well how about just lie down while i do?
*Wanna come back to my place and stare at the roof for a while
*Is it hot in heree or is it just you
*Hi i am new here, can i have directions to your house
Of course i have been shot down numerous times
* "Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit there"
*"Your place or mine"
"i dont know, can two people fit under a rock?"