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Sir Goulum · 05-26-2002, 07:12 PM

This is a joke.

The army of Canada is mainly of feroucious beavers that bite peoples necks and eventually takes them down. The reserve consists of moose that attack with their antlers. The backup of that, is a small army of men carrying sharpened icicles.

The navy consists of the 4 submarines inside of West Edmonton Mall, and are armed Polar Bears shot out of tubes. We also have a small above sea navy which has private yachts that are filled with white flags and say 'We Surrendor!'.

This is the our, Canada's, Armed Forces, In My Opinion.

05-26-2002, 07:12 PM	#1
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	This is a joke. The army of Canada is mainly of feroucious beavers that bite peoples necks and eventually takes them down. The reserve consists of moose that attack with their antlers. The backup of that, is a small army of men carrying sharpened icicles. The navy consists of the 4 submarines inside of West Edmonton Mall, and are armed Polar Bears shot out of tubes. We also have a small above sea navy which has private yachts that are filled with white flags and say 'We Surrendor!'. This is the our, Canada's, Armed Forces, In My Opinion.