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Might as well contribute... ...
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God created Adam, and all was good. Adam lorded over the animals, had free access to fruits and basically did not have a care in the world. Then one day, Adam said to God, "I have grown bored, for I have no companion to share my joys like the animals do. I wish for a partner."
God replied, "I will create a woman for you. She will listen to your every beck and call, agree to your every whims and treat you as a master while resigning herself to be your slave. She will never disobey you, nor question your decisions. You will never need to clean up after yourself, because she will do it for you. This I grant to you, for a price."
Adam is agape with delight and stammers with excitement, "What's the price?"
God said, "An arm and a leg."
Man's fate was sealed that day when Adam unwisely retorted, "That's too much! How much for a rib?"
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