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ADAM AND EVE
>
>God was just about done creating the universe but he had two extra
>things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam
>and Eve.
>
>He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that
>would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy
>thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you
>would like that."
>
>Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love
>to be able to do that. On and on he went like an excited little boy.
>Eve smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he
>should have it. So God gave it to Adam. He was so excited he went
>off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the
>while.
>
>God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve,
>"Well, here's the other thing and I guess you can have it."
>"What's it called?" Eve asked. "Brains" God said.