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For all men who like to send blonde jokes, women fight back...
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>How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.

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>Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.

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>Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
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>Why does it take1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop and >ask for directions.

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>What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million>chance of becoming a human being.

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>How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases>of beer.
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>What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

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>Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

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>How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know>it has never happened.

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>Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
>good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.

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>Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home,>see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see>what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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>What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in
>common?
They're married.

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>Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
>God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you>make her so dumb?"
>God says: "So she would love you."

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>One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging,>violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of>how to do so.

>The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the
strength to>cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was>able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a>couple of times.

>Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me>the strength and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a>rowboat>and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after>almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

>The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he
also>prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools and>the intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! God turned him into a>woman.

She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred
>yards, then walked across the bridge.