Ever since I first joined IW one of my interests listed in my profile was 'Mendacity'.
I practice mendacity whenever I can. It is so much more interesting than real life. As I sit here looking at the four grey walls of the prison library I can't help feeling that I've gone wrong somewhere in life. I guess I should have known that hanging around the public lavatory would get me into trouble. I'm more careful now - I always hang onto the soap in the showers. To drop the soap in there is just asking for trouble.
I apologise to those that I have hurt here. The canines in quetion are indeed merely a figtree of my imagination. My fantasy dogs have kept me sane throughout my trials and tribulations, I trust that you will all continue to believe that they are real. I was even considering getting a salamander.
