I am now given to understand that these ere pooches of yours are somewhat less physically substantial than I was previously led to believe. I am desolated at the deception that as been perpetrated on someone near and dear to meself (ie he that would customarily referred to with the perpendicular pronoun).
Most unfortunate this is - recant you must - go to the Dagoba system - no, wait, that is Obi Wan - with truth comes understanding - tell us the truth, I can feel the good in you Darth Donut
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