Yes, marriage WAS the most physically painful experience for me... says a lot considering I played football (American) and baseball and suffered every injury possible without breaking anything. I also spent some time in my youth as a bouncer for a club with a rather questionable reputation (the clientele were even more suspect).
Bitter? Nahhh... Thanks to having been married to the creature, I now fear nothing... Well... possibly my cat...
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{Next time I send some damned fool, I\'ll go myself...}
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