Poor Mary with her lamb cried "boo hoo!"
She wailed out so loud, "Who knew?"
She'd opened the gate
To the she-lamb, the mate
But her stud-lamb was in fact a ewe.
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Mary had a little lamb
From the farm it was a defector
It liked to bleat just like a ram
But she kept it quiet for Lecter.
[ 05-15-2002, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: Azred ]
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