|
OK, how about this sad joke...
A man took his dog to the vet because it was crosseyed. The Vet picked up the dog, looked into it's eyes, then turned it around and looked under it's tail. Finally, the Vet very seriously told the man "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put the dog down Sir!"
The man was devestated! He said "but he's just crosseyed, why do you have to put him down?", and the vet said....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because he's bloody heavy! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
|