[Sir Goulum]

Originally posted by Aviendha: quote: Originally posted by Sir Goulum: Success Knitting A police officer was driving around on his patrols, when he saw a blonde woman knitting while she was driving no offence to blondes!!!!). He started going after her and he turned his sirens on. Then he yelled through his blow-horn "PULLOVER!". The blonde replied "NO IT'S A SCARF!". Space Adventures! An American, a Russian and a Blonde woman were having a discussion about space achievments. The Russian said "We were the first to make it into space!". The American said "Well, we were the first to land on the moon!". The blonde then said "Oh ya? WE will be the first to land on the sun!". The Russian said "You can't land on the sun! You'll burn up!". The blonde replied "We aren't stupid you know! We are going to do it at night!!!!" (no offence to blondes intended again)

Sir Goulum really is a complete ass! (no offense to Sir Goulum of course!) [/QUOTE]I'm no ass! Or do you mean I'm a donkey?