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Old 05-10-2002, 11:08 AM   #1
Sazerac
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Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Age: 61
Posts: 7,387
Parody by Sazerac
Apologies to Billy Idol

Sung to the tune of "Dancing With Myself" ("Don't Stop", 1980)

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On the forum of GD,
And every where you see,
You'll find my name about a dozen times,
Because I'm posting to myself.

When there's not a mod in sight,
And it's the middle of the night,
No one else to chat with on this lonely board,
So I'll just be posting to myself,

Oh, Posting to myself,
Oh, Posting to myself,
Since there's nothing to lose and no one else to spam,
I'm just posting to myself.

The board's still in a slump,
Guess I'll give my thread a bump!
Surely they could see this joke is really funny,
So I'll post it to myself.

I wonder why no one's responding,
Can't they see I'm so despondant,
Perhaps they missed my thread the first ten times they read,
So I'll just post it to myself,

Oh, Posting to myself,
Oh, Posting to myself,
If I had my own Host, I'd ask the world to post,
But I'm just posting to myself,

Oh, Posting to myself,
Oh, Posting to myself,
If I had my own Host I'd ask the world to post,
If I had my own Host I'd ask the world to post,
If I had my own Host I'd ask the world to post.....

(fade to black)
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"And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams,
Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams,
In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."
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