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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
> a slow down in the performance of the flower and jewellery applications
that
> had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.
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> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
> such as
> Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as Premier
> league 7.4, Sky Sports 3.2 and UEFA Cup 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no
longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
>
> I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
> avail.
>
> What can I do?
>
> Signed, Desperate.
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> Dear Desperate,
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> First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment
> package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the
command:
> C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should
> then automatically run the applications: Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5.
> But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such
> background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer
6.1.
> Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
> create Snoring Loudly.WAV files.
>
> DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
> program.
> These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> It could also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the
> program:
> Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known to
> introduce potentially serious viruses into the Operating System.
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
> limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Single Malt Scotch 4.5 combined with
such applications as Boob Job 3.6D and that old standby...Lingerie 6.9
> (which have both been credited with improved performance of his
hardware).
>
> Good Luck,
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