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Yep, my Grandmother used to subject me to Spam fritters when I was young. Oh those were the days... we had to get up at 5 in mornin', go down to mill, work a straight 36 hour day, and when we came home our father would kill us and dance on our graves.
Errrr... yes.
But did you know that Spam isn't really Spiced Ham, as we have been told. Spam is really the meat from the cross breed of Spaniel and Lamb. The hideous mutant Spam creatures are kept out of site so the public never find out, but I know!!! I know all about it!!!
They are after me...
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