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Staralfur · 05-04-2002, 11:37 AM

Man is put in prison for driving home from pub whilst tanked up.

Staralfur losses 1st annual 'balance your tank' competition.

Don't worry, I'll fix it.

Dammit. There goes my no claims bonus

Tests on womens parking ability prove conclusive

/runs away before any lady present has an opportunity to drive a tank over him

[ 05-04-2002, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: Staralfur ]

05-04-2002, 11:37 AM	#14
Staralfur Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 8, 2001 Location: Nottingham, UK Age: 45 Posts: 786	Man is put in prison for driving home from pub whilst tanked up. Staralfur losses 1st annual 'balance your tank' competition. Don't worry, I'll fix it. Dammit. There goes my no claims bonus Tests on womens parking ability prove conclusive /runs away before any lady present has an opportunity to drive a tank over him [ 05-04-2002, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: Staralfur ] __________________ We\'ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.\"<br />Robert Wilensky <br /><br />\"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?\" <br />Screaming Lord Sutch<br /><br />If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?