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Do you remember when you were at university, or perhaps you are studying in one now, tell us and the little ones of IW about your University experience!

Here is a little bit about my food situation at Uni...

The 1st major discovery at university was SPAM! [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img]
YES this was the ideal food source... it provided u with mechanic meat at a cheap price and tasty compliments like salt. I lived off spam for a while. Spam and Bread, Spam and Beans, Spam and noodles, Spam and Coffee, Spam and Bed.... Spam and Spam ...
But then one day.. i stopped eating spam........
i stopped buying spam.....
WHY????
NOT because i was tirred of the [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] nor was it because i wanted to be healthy after looking in the mirror, it wasn't because i was dying from malnutrition... not EVEN because a certain girl started telling me to eat healthily or never speak to me again...

IT WAS BECAUSE... i couldn't be bothered to goto the shops anymore...
I was soooo lazy... so tired... so MALE!

But recently i have gone to the shops and cook my own food forced by a dire finacial situation and save food money(a lot trust me).
The 1st time i went food shopping i instinctively grabbed SPAM!
then i remembered a golden rule:

SPAM = 1/(nice body)

girls = (nice body)^q where q is a genetic and social constant that varies with the girl

therefore don't eat SPAM...

so i put it back nicely on the shelf where it sat for a while longer..



[ 05-02-2002, 12:59 PM: Message edited by: Avatar ]