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Old 05-01-2002, 09:19 PM   #58
Lioness
Jack Burton
 

Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: Among the Stars
Age: 37
Posts: 5,837
Quote:
Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
Women smell better,
even if they are not wearing any perfume.

Thus...women are better.

After being married for four years, my wife has somehow never passed gas where I could either smell nor hear it. I have given up on being sneaky, as I just can't do it.

Thus...women are better.

Hearing a woman sing a beautiful melody can put me to sleep, make the day brighter, give me visions of a perfect world, and make me all teary eyed. When a guy sings, I really don't care.

Thus...women are better.

When a woman smiles at me, it melts my heart.
When a guy smiles at me, I get scared.

Thus...women are better.

Anymore proof needed?
Larry, you are now going to be swooned on by every woman in this forum. All I have to say is this: Finally, a man with sense. [img]smile.gif[/img] Knew there wqas a reason you were a moderator.
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