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Old 05-01-2002, 09:12 PM   #57
Larry_OHF
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Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Midlands, South Carolina
Age: 49
Posts: 14,759
Women smell better,
even if they are not wearing any perfume.

Thus...women are better.

After being married for four years, my wife has somehow never passed gas where I could either smell nor hear it. I have given up on being sneaky, as I just can't do it.

Thus...women are better.

Hearing a woman sing a beautiful melody can put me to sleep, make the day brighter, give me visions of a perfect world, and make me all teary eyed. When a guy sings, I really don't care.

Thus...women are better.

When a woman smiles at me, it melts my heart.
When a guy smiles at me, I get scared.

Thus...women are better.

Anymore proof needed?
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