*arms bazooka*
excuse me one moment ladies...
*fires 180 RPGs toward Avatar*
*giant explosion*
*avatar miraculously survives*
"GAAH! SWITCH TO BURNING ATTACK MODE!"
*turns into a fatal-fury SNK fighter*
"feel the fury of Iori's MAIDEN MASHER!"
*runs up to avatar and blows him up by pressing his hands against his chest* "SASHISHINIEEEH!"
*crispy avatar hits the ground*
*Avatar Miraculously survives*
"FOIIIEEEYYAAAH"
*grabs him on the ground and blows himp up a few more times with purple kai energy*
*Avatar Miraculously survives*
*throws him up into air and does a little purple tornado uppercutt*
*Avatar Miraculously survives*
*chared and still crispy avatar hits the ground and breaks like glass*
*Avatar Miraculously survives*
O_o
"YAAAAAH! I FIGHT FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS AGAINST SUCH SHOVANISTIC BASTARDISM!"
*avatar explodes in a mushroom cloud*
*Avatar Miraculously survives*
It's all that gosh darned testosterone! It's creating a T-Feild that I cannot impact or damage!!
oh well ILL TRY ANYWAY!
"YAAAAAARRRGHABLE!"
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