Quote:
Originally posted by Lanesra:
Ah. I'd like to have a heated debate , please.
R: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
M: No, I haven't, this is my first time.
R: I see. Well, do you want to have just heated debate , or were you thinking of taking a course?
M: Well, what is the cost?
R: Well, It's one pound for a five minute heated debate, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
M: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes.
R: Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment.
Pause
R: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory.
Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.
M: Thank you.
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Apologies to the Monty Python team.
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BRAVO!
Conan, I think I'd as soon not MEET a Great White Shark but other than that, I don't think much about them every day! [img]smile.gif[/img]
Davros, you're so naieve! You can be sure the paint and splinters on the wall behind the roll will find their way to the tp once you start pulling it from the WRONG direction! I mean....really!
[img]tongue.gif[/img] Every schoolchild knows this! AND what's more, its so much more convenient for the cat to unravel if it pulls over from the top!
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[ 05-01-2002, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]