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Talthyr Malkaviel:
You will grow a third foot, your skin will turn green and your eyes will fall out. You will take control of a small 3rd world country and lead it to glorious victory against the invading aliens in the year 2046, besides that you will also become addicted to pistacchio ice cream. And waffles.
You'll marry Aelia Jusa who becomes a famous singer, as well as ending up in prison in Uganda for illegal possession of a monkey and a small iron pentagram at the same time. You'll die at the ripe old age of 149.3425. This will be caused by a strange accident involving a lawn mower, two ant eaters and a coconut tree.
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