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Talthyr Malkaviel · 04-27-2002, 05:46 PM

Dear Editor,
I move that we make a formal petition in this respectable newspaper that the final judgement towards Phil is very lenient, as new evidence has been found that Phil's drill had a low battery, and was therefore not a danger to any member of public, also, I feel he was unfairly represented in his trial, as it was widely known that his lawyer has a natural distaste for power tools, even those utilised for dental hygiene, and they benefit all!
If this does not happen, then more shocking methods will have to be enforced, Lord of Alcohol has even made vague threats to go on a booze strike!

Yours sincerely,
a shrill, drill-supporter

[ 04-27-2002, 05:47 PM: Message edited by: Talthyr Malkaviel ]

04-27-2002, 05:46 PM	#15
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	Dear Editor, I move that we make a formal petition in this respectable newspaper that the final judgement towards Phil is very lenient, as new evidence has been found that Phil's drill had a low battery, and was therefore not a danger to any member of public, also, I feel he was unfairly represented in his trial, as it was widely known that his lawyer has a natural distaste for power tools, even those utilised for dental hygiene, and they benefit all! If this does not happen, then more shocking methods will have to be enforced, Lord of Alcohol has even made vague threats to go on a booze strike! Yours sincerely, a shrill, drill-supporter [ 04-27-2002, 05:47 PM: Message edited by: Talthyr Malkaviel ] __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?