This one is kinda short... (unlike the monsters up there! plus its proboly not as funny... but its true.

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How do you know when a women is going to say something intelligent?
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When she says... "A man once told me..."
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<br /><br />\"Sa souvraya niende misain ye\"<br />~I am lost in my own mind~<br /><br />\"Paradise on my right, Hell on my left, and the Angel of Death behind.\"<br />~The Sirat: O.C. Bible~