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The Top 15 Signs the Movie You're Watching Contains Subliminal Messages


15> One minute you're watching "7 Years in Tibet", the next you've
shaved your head and are selling flowers at the airport.

14> You find yourself wondering when David Arquette will do
"Hamlet."

13> "~ Hmmm... I wonder if this L. Ron Hubbard guy has written
any other books... ~"

12> The 40-year age difference between the leading man and his
romance co-star seems perfectly natural.

11> The Orville Redenbacher and Coca-Cola product placement during
the Last Supper doesn't strike you as weird.

10> You: The founder and president of "Women In Favor of More Paul
Verhoeven Films." The movie that converted you to his cause?
"Showgirls."

9> "~ You know, the older and larger Kirstie Alley gets, the
better she looks. ~"

8> Not only are you suddenly thirsty for a refreshing icy-cold
beverage, but you're also yearning to get hooked-up to a
refreshing icy-cold E-meter.

7> "~ Must... buy... Jar Jar... action... figures... ~"

6> Every time he's on the screen, you have an uncontrollable
impulse to punch Adam Sandler. Er, wait a minute...

5> Inexplicably, you decide you want to give all your money to
a deceased hack sci-fi writer.

4> Two months later, you find yourself pregnant with Todd the
Pimple-Faced Usher's love child.

3> Your beloved Pepsi suddenly tastes like ass.

2> You return to the X-rated movie theater an hour later,
carrying your own Pine Sol.

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign the Movie
You're Watching Contains Subliminal Messages...

1> As you leave the theater, the other patrons say, "Hey,
it's the Chicken Man! Bawk for us again, Chicken Man!"