ODE TO AN ODIFEROUS FELINE

Cloudbringer · 04-25-2002, 09:42 AM

ODE TO AN ODIFEROUS FELINE

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*with apologies to Joyce Kilmer and those of delicate constitution*

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I think that I shall never see
A cat so sweet yet stinky.

A cat whose gassy innards are tested
By day old kibble she's ingested.

A feline full of graceful charm
Whose emanations cause nasal harm;

A kitty that may in summer wear
A scent of tuna in her hair;

The puss whose silent killers tell
Of very old salmon feasted well

Poems are made by imps like me,
But only Cats can be so smelly.

CloudofManyTalents

[ 04-25-2002, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

04-25-2002, 09:42 AM	#1
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	ODE TO AN ODIFEROUS FELINE [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img] with apologies to Joyce Kilmer and those of delicate constitution [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] I think that I shall never see A cat so sweet yet stinky. A cat whose gassy innards are tested By day old kibble she's ingested. A feline full of graceful charm Whose emanations cause nasal harm; A kitty that may in summer wear A scent of tuna in her hair; The puss whose silent killers tell Of very old salmon feasted well Poems are made by imps like me, But only Cats can be so smelly. CloudofManyTalents [ 04-25-2002, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)