you're wrong about the crowded bus, i did that some time ago (really loud too) and put the blame on my girlfriend. Man, it took me almost a week to make up again but it sure was fun. You should fart loud in churches as well and then be like "praise the lord" , ˙ou'll never forget the looks on all those godfearing peoples faces (rotflmao)
don't forget: farts are here for the amusement of mankind (lol)
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