[/)eathKiller]

I know it! The paranormal isn't always bad! its just the bad stuff that people like because the good stuff sounds like something out of a hippie movie...

Here's an example for ya:

Jovius Carton of Groundhog Mississippi said that a dream told him to take his Bernellie and fire it into the sun nonstop for 24 hours... he did so and since has been able to play any musical instrunment just upon touching it... he doesnt even have to know what the instrunment is and he can play it!

And another example:

Once there was a man in Whyoming who seemed to have no talen whatsoever... he was pretty much down on his luck and had a hard life. One day he claimed fo have been "Abducted" and swore that a metal devide had been implanted in his brain. He even ORDERED to have a Cat Scan! The Scan (and later an X ray) revealed that, indeed, a large metal object had somehow become loged in his skull! The Doctors were amazed that he was still alive but because he put the words "abduction by aliens" in his case he was never studied by psychologists... The metal was so far lodged that it would be fatal to be removed, so instead they let him go on and live his life.. a few months later he was a millionaire. Do you know why? Because one day he took some paint and decided to place it on a canvas. What he created was a free-hand style for himself that was unlike any other type of art seen. IT was both Abstract and Modern while also portraying emmotions, it normally had a distorted face infront of a quadrocemetrical pattern in the background which looked alot like a star or something streaming through the air. He also never makes the face proportional. What is most interesting is how much this art actually SELLS for because of its uniqueness... And to add to the irregularity of the art, he places a signature on every pastel and it always looks the same. He claims that it is his signature though he doesn't exactly know how to translate it himself. Language experts of many kinds have tried to interperate the form of character which is used but it is nothing which humans have ever used in any linguistic form to date. This odd writing only makes his works all that more priceless...

I wish i could find a picture of the paintins and his signature but the website i got this from went out of business because they reported a story on black helecopters and how they were used to collect cattle and test their organs for the effects of long-term radiation and the government shut them down : / oh well...