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One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her
origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.
Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why
God sent you, Honey."
"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues.
Yes, Sweetheart, he did."
"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms
and dads, too?"
"Yes, Honey, all of them, too."
The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're
telling me there's been no sex in this family for over
200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"
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Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working.
Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864
66:KIA 5008
67:KIA 9378
68:KIA 14594
69:KIA 9414
70:KIA 4221
71:KIA 1380
72:KIA 300
Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585
2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting
Davros 1
Much abliged Massachusetts
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