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Hey thats not funny, I lost my left arm to a big ball of fluff. I remember that night in the jungle, it came out of nowhere, it devoured my entire platoon but fortunately I had a can of spam that I threw at it to distract it while I made my escape. But to this very day whenever I close my eyes I see my platoon, pleading for my can of spam and the cold hearted, terrifing creature devouring each one of them. One by one. The horrer...oh the horror...
Jerome, you may just suffer this fate.
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