[andrewas]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 20, 2054
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (46%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Loneliness (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Cancer? No way to avoid that one - so ill just donate zillions to Cancer Research...

Alien Abduction. Uh-huh, by then they wont be abducting us, since they'll have got all the info they need to invade. Or maybe we'll have FTL by then and be abducting them.So thats not a factor.

Loneliness? Its not got me yet. I can deal with it.

Third Degree Burns? Note to self - never overclock a 200ghz processor

Contagious Disease - Maybe howard Hughes had the right idea

Drowning - Look, im not gonna drown. I may be nuts in a boat, but ive
never gotten killed yet...

So it should really read "imortal" [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

So ill see you all on jan 22,2054 when ill be 72.