Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 28, 2064
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Suicide (15%)
Confusion (12%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Well, I can't argue with most of that, cept that Alien Abduction should be squared
