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NihilisticCrusader · 04-15-2002, 06:16 PM

eh... 70 years old
Cancer 22%
Alien Abduction 20%
Heart Attack 12%
Homicide 12%
3rd Degree Burns 7%
Horrible Accident 7%
Suicide 5%
Confusion 5%

How does homicide kill you?

I don't believe that |they| would fly all this way just to kill people. I like to believe that they pack us all into little capsules and shoot us off to populate a world where the sky is filled with mandarin oranges and the potatoes taste like Gruyere cheese. I would hang out with Elvis Presley (who's been there quite a while) and any turquoise ostriches I find. There I would die at the ripe old age of 70 plus 23597824023 due to atmospheric conditions.

Man. I should get a hobby or something.

04-15-2002, 06:16 PM	#14
NihilisticCrusader Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 27, 2002 Location: South Florida Age: 39 Posts: 29	eh... 70 years old Cancer 22% Alien Abduction 20% Heart Attack 12% Homicide 12% 3rd Degree Burns 7% Horrible Accident 7% Suicide 5% Confusion 5% How does homicide kill you? I don't believe that \|they\| would fly all this way just to kill people. I like to believe that they pack us all into little capsules and shoot us off to populate a world where the sky is filled with mandarin oranges and the potatoes taste like Gruyere cheese. I would hang out with Elvis Presley (who's been there quite a while) and any turquoise ostriches I find. There I would die at the ripe old age of 70 plus 23597824023 due to atmospheric conditions. Man. I should get a hobby or something. __________________ When layer lies upon layer, webs of deception are spun inside one another, and you can no longer distinguish fact from fiction, reality is what you make of it.