[Arvon]

These were taken for the two volumns of the Darwin Awards:

"Only two things are infinite--- the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe."... Albert Einstein

All men can fly, but sadly, only in one direction.

"If all else fails, immortality can be always assured by spectacular error." --- John Kenneth Galbraith

"The problem with the gene pool is, there is no lifeguard."----Stephen Wright

"Stupidity cannon be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime, the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity." --- Lazarus Long

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. --- anymouse

Darwainan Man, though well-behaved, at best is but a monkey shaved. --- G&S Princess Ida