[Nordoki]

Your first response to any frustrating situation is, "I bash it with my axe."

You demand experience points after winning a fistfight.

After a fistfight you search whomever you knocked out.

You hang out with people you actively dislike because they give good role-play.

You have ever played a Dwarven character that did not have "axe" or "beard" ANYWHERE in his or her name.

You scream in pain whenever your character takes damage

You've ever discovered, after gaming with your significant other, that you like their character better than you do them.

You have friends or acquaintances that regularly refer to you as "Og." (Or something similar.)

You've ceased responding to your birth name.

You have more entertaining "No-@#%$, there-I-was-in-a-game" stories than you do anecdotes about your family.

You talk about your characters as if they are real people.

You've looked into how much it would cost to build a castle.

You finally get to the point where you look at everything on the shelves and say "*I* can do a better job than these bozos!"

You use phrases like 'Save vs. Graduation or go insane for 1d4 days.'

You buy CDs of specific music (or sounds) just to use as background atmosphere for gaming.

You don't just have maps of places that don't exist, you've had at least one of them made into a Globe!

You know what a claymore is and what it looks like.

You've thought of four or five additions to this list.

You have a feeling that God is a big Gamemaster, we're all just Characters, and Life, viewed from the outside, is a Game after all…