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**At the hospital**

"G'day and welcome, mates! While I'm here, I can very well examine the wild life around this place! Follow me!"

*gets outta bed*

"Well. As you can all know, this place 'ere is a place where a lot of different species gather together. We have the docters (Latin name: Carnivori scalpi); vicious creatures, which tend to work with sharp tools a lot. They have this really nasty habit of putting people to sleep with some sort of gas. Better watch out for them!"

*walks around in the hospital*

"The only creature that can get along pretty good with the docter is the creature that is called the nurse (Latin name: Hospitali blondini). The nurse is a fabulous creature and I will study it today."

*tries to spot a nurse*

"Hm.. Can't find anyone here. Maybe.. Watch out! A docter!"

*hides in a closet*

"That was close. Docters tend to follow anyone they see, if they're wearing the clothes I'm wearing now. We have to be careful. That gas-attack I told ya about is very powerful!"

*gets out of the closet and takes a peek around*

"There! A nurse! She may be very hard to spot in this white environwent. Her white skin gives her a good camouflage, but a trained eye like mine can spot her in an instant. Let's move in!"

*moves closer, with caution this time*

*whispers to camera*
"Nurses come in all sorts of size. You have the big ones, which are usually the more aggressive types. Better watch out for those, mates, cos they can get dangerous."
*takes a breath, and continues*
"The other type of nurse is what I'm facing now. They're the more attractive ones, but they're also very hard to handle. Like the hot chick (**make sure you've watched the other episode about hot chicks if you missed it!**) you have to be very cautious with these creatures. Normally, acting like a docter will do, because nurses have a weakness for those creatures. They often live near each other, and they have some sort of non-parasitical relationship."

*looks around swiftly"*

"I'll have to find myself a docter's suit, if I want to approach this one. She seems to be very self-confident this one, so I need a real good trick to fool her."

**TUNE IN NEXT TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO LINK!**