[Davros]

When I first saw the title I thought it was the Irish joke :

Back in the cold war days, and Ireland have declared war on the Soviet Union. The parties have been bought together by the UN to try and negotiate a truce.

Soviet General : We will crush you like bug -
Ireland, how big?
Irish PM : a little over 90000 sqaure miles isn't it Patrick - mosly under potatoes, oh, and a few cows.
Soviet General : Soviet union is largest country on earth - over 6 million square miles.
Irish PM : Don't care - the war is still on
Soviet General : Irish Airforce, how many planes?
Irish PM : We have 8 planes - only two pilots mind, and they go home an the weekends to spend quality time with the families.
Soviet General : Soviet Union has 250 squadrons, over 6000 war planes, our pilots are ruthless.
Irish PM - Don't care - the war is still on.
Soviet General : Irish Navy - how many?
Irish PM - we have 3 naval frigates, one in dry dock, another on a good will visit to Canada, and the other is on exercises - where is it Murphy - oh yes, the Irish sea.
Soviet General : Soviet Union has 48 fleets, 37 aircraft carriers, nuclear armed submarines, highly trained - ruthless.
Irish PM : Don't care I tell you, THE WAR IS STILL ON.
Soviet General : Irish army - how big?
Irish PM : The Irish national guard nubers 500 stout hearted souls - absolutely esential for crowd control at the football on a Saturday
Soviet General : Army of Soviet Union is over 1.5 million men - highly trained killers.
Irish PM : OK OK, you've convinced me - the war is off.
Soviet General : Common sense it is prevailing?
Irish PM : Too right - how the hell do you expect us to feed 1.5 million prisoners of war!!!