[Galadria]

I've told this story before, too, RBF, but, what the heck...
"Children, in the year 1992, when you were small, Lady Galadria was just a senior in medical school, and she heard from the nurses that one of the surgeons was playing D&D. They thought it was immaturity, and also because of his recent divorce. The next time that she scrubbed in on one of his cases, she asked him about it, and he laughed and said it was true, and did she think that he should be playing golf instead. She said, I hate golf, but this sounds interesting, but she was really interested in seeing more of him 'cause he was single and really cute. So, he invited her to play in a game at his house that weekend. She came, played a thief, which he was at great pains to keep alive, and she really enjoyed herself. Well, one thing led to another, and she and the DM were wed after she graduated, and now they have been wed happily ever after." The end