i got this from the email, kinda funny actually.. no insult intended [img]smile.gif[/img]
> > 1. The nice men are ugly.
> >
> > 2. The handsome men are not nice.
> >
> > 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
> >
> > 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
> > married.
> >
> > 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
> > men, have no money.
> >
> > 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
> > men with money think we are only after their money.
> >
> > 7. The handsome men without money are after our
> > money.
> >
> > 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
> > somewhat heterosexual,
> > don't think we are beautiful enough.
> >
> > 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
> > heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are
> > cowards.
> >
> > 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat
> > nice and have some money and thank God are
> > heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
> > MOVE!!!!
> >
> > 11. The men who never make the first move,
> > automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
> >
> > NOW ....WHO IN THE HECK UNDERSTANDS MEN?
> >
> > Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
> > grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in
> > the dark until they mature into something you'd like
> > to have dinner with.
Quote:
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
> > grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in
> > the dark until they mature into something you'd like
> > to have dinner with.
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pretty funny... but i hope its not true since im going 19 this april [img]smile.gif[/img]