[Black Knight]

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Originally posted by Bruce The Aussie:
This is just a small questionaire i made when i was bored once.

Question 1.
What would you rather do?
A)Watch football
B)Read a book (or in some poeple's cases just look at the pictures)
C)Discuss Furniture

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A

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Question 2.
Did you cry when Bambie's mother died?
A)No
B)Yes
C)Whats a Bambie?

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A

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Question 3.
What happerns if you push this big red button?
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A)Lets push it and see
B)Lets go ask somone
C)Lets read the manual

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A

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Question 4.
When You use the tiolet do you:
A)Always leave the seat down
B)Leave the seat the way you used it
C)Always leave the seat up (just for spite)

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A

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Question 5. Tiolet Continued...
When you do a No.2 do you..
A)Go in and out of the bathroom as fast as you can
B)Just sit down and take as long as you need
C)Take a TV in and make a night of it

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B

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Question 6.
What would you rather have for breakfast
A)Toast and coffie
B)A full enlish breakfast (the greasiest food around)
C)Curry and beer

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A

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Question 7.
What is your favorite insult?
A)Ooh you would..
B)YO MOMMA!
C)YOU **** ***** *******!!!!!!!!!!

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C

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Question 8.
When out with your mates would you rather..
A)Drink till you spew
B)Drink till you spew, Then drink some more!
C)Drink till your liver falls out

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Not really a big Drinker, but of the choices...A

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Question 9. Final question
When you have an Itch in *Ahem* a not sociable area do you..
A)Scratch yourself discreatly
B)go into the toilet and scratch yourself there
C)Draw as much attention to yourself then scratch yourself making sure everyone within a 50 metre radius knows using groans of "AAAAHHHH" and "Thats Better!"

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A

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SCORING:
Q1:
A)3
B)2
C)1

Q2:
A)2
B)1
C)3

Q3:
A)3
B)2
C)1

Q4:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q5:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q6:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q7:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q8:
A)1
B)2
C)3

Q9:
A)2
B)1
C)3

0-8:You are such a nancy boy you didn't answer all the question. people look at you and think "my chiwawa you take him!"
9-14:You are a Pansey. You like flower aranging and furniture design. you never stand up for yourself but the chicks dig you for being a "sensative" kind of guy.
15-21:You are an average guy. you fit into a crowd like a lago block onto another. as no-one really notices you i don't have much more to say.
22-27:You are a truly macho man. you have so much mojo you've started to have to keep it bottles in the celler. Women think you rock.
28-30:your so macho you can't add up!

Well what did you all get? i got 17. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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18...I'm a sucka for a survey, though...=-)

Cheers

BK